Happenings

If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or do not marry, you will regret both;whether you marry or do not marry, you will regret both. Laugh at the world's follies, you will regret it; weep over them, you will also regret that; laugh at the world's follies or weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world's follies or weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it, believe hew not, you will also regret that; believe a woman, or believe her not, you will regret both; whether you believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret it both. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will also regret that; hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This gentlemen is the sum and substance of all philosophy.

-Soren Keirkegaard "Either Or"

Lord, if you show me what to do,
I will always follow you;
And if you show me how to pray,
You will find me in the chaple every day.
For now however, I am lost.